... whether you got something funny or not. This is what happens when I draw a picture BEFORE writing the joke. Whatever. Can't win em all. Unless you're the London Knights.
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- Hobart Hoshizaki
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2 comments:
I love hobo beans, and army men. So you can guess how excited I was when I saw this. Also, the Knights pwn.
reminds me of the album cover "The Who Sell Out"
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