Monday, March 29, 2010

more is sometimes less.

All that for just a teabag joke. But check out that goddamn ascot!

Technical Difficulties...


I'm having some problems with my browsers and I can't seem to upload images. I'll post the new comic just as soon as I figure all this crap out.


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

lateness due to illness

The original punchline was "That you've been eating too many clodhoppers". I think this new one is a little more in tune with what Fun With Dildos is all about. Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last week. It was a lot of fun.

Monday, March 15, 2010

MS Paint is unproffesional.

Look, here's the deal. I got nothing right now, and I'm kinda tied up right now with band stuff so I whipped up (mayonaisse pun intended) this little MS Paint masterpiece to give you a little taste of all the hilarity to come flowing back into your lives next week like some kind of out of control river of laughs. Coincidentally, River of Laughs was the original name of my band, The Barf Bags, whom you can see play a show this Friday night. Talk to me for the details if you wanna come get puked on. No pun intended there. Only truth.

Monday, March 8, 2010

I've broken my promise.

I was gonna have it say, "but it was the only way to make your mother love me again." but that made me all sad. So now I have a crappier punchline, a crappier drawing, and a crappier overall comic for you, but hey, at least I'm not all sad.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

What? You thought I'd quit already?

This party's just getting STAAAAAAAARRRRRTED! And yes, that is a cowboy riding a peanut. Tune in for something funnier next week. Promise.