Wednesday, June 17, 2009

How'd it get to be Wednesday so fast?

Coming next week: The Fun With Dildos 50th Post Spectacular Anniversary! I guarantee your disappointment.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Stingy and Duke in "Untitled Comic Strip Which Discusses Problems With The Medium!"

I'm thinking of hiring someone out there to colour in Stingy every week for me. I will never create another solid black character again.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

My Brain Hurts.

Sorry for this old piece of crap. Stingy and Duke'll be back just as soon as I can decide how to make them be funny again. In the meantime, go to The Beguiling and buy the third and final issue of Prison Funnies. It'll be way funnier than whatever I come up with for the elephant and penguin to say.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Fun With Dildos sells out.

The MARTY TOPPS HOUSE PARTY SHOW 2 is going on this Saturday May 23rd at The Bread and Circus in Kensington Market at 10PM. You'd better show up or you're gonna wet you pants in public the next day. It's in the stars... And also, it's gonna be amazing.

For more info clink on over to

Seriously. Go to the show. Or I'll pee in your garden.

Stingy and Duke's Return: Part 3: The part two parts before the fifth!

Stingy and Duke is brought to you in part by Nike. Excercise your head. READ!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stingy and Duke's Return: Part 2: The Part After the First!

Stay tuned next week to see if Stingy and Duke make fun of any more possibly innocent people on death row. Hint: Probably not. I feel kinda bad about this one already.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

your weekly dildo, darlin'.

Also, happy birthday to Robo-Hitler from Mom, Dad, and Sammy. Go look under your bed.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

topical humour, six years too late.

The reason it's late is it took me an extra 24 hours to get the wording right. Honest. And it still sounds awkward.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

On a completely unrelated note...

I heard that Dollar Stores are gonna become Two Dollar Stores. It's the end of an era my friends.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Sorry Mom.

A filthy one from the archives. Sorry. I'm kinda busy this week.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Robo-Churchill is Attacking Tokyo!

So guess what? Fun With Dildos has been picked up by another website! I'm now an official contributer to Talon Time, a hilarious little website run by a stand up dude named Max. He makes with the funny too. Check out his Relevant Ads if your looking for a guffaw or two. So if you can't get enough of my crap, or you're looking for something funny to do in your non-pornography related internet time, why not swing on over? I'm gonna still keep posting here every week, but I will also be posting the same comics over there as well as some occasional exclusive content. Also, they set me up a super-pro archive of most of the old comics so if you wanna read something over again, check it out.
But what is the real reason to go to Talon Time? Three words: Animal Fight Calculator.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

This is what's known in the industry as a "horrible scan".

It's a damn good thing there's no art work being effected by the horrible quality of that scan...
Also, check back in later this week for some potentially VERY VERY big news from the Fun With Dildos camp. I don't wanna say anything ahead of time and ruin it, so be sure to stay tuned.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bit O' The Old News: An Update.


Apparently you have to be invited to be in TCAF. And I guess me and my little crappy drawings didn't warrant an invitation. So don't go to TCAF to look for me. Go to TCAF this year to see all the other cool crap. And I promise you, there will be loads of it. There always is.

As a consolation prize though, I'd like to present you with these fantastic things in a post I'd like to call "Things I'm Currently Stoked On":

Ethan Fowler

Max Schaaf

Toronto Slop

Sad Trombones

Tobin Yelland

Scott Pommier

That's it for now.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Happy New Year, Mr. Chips.

You don't know how bad a mouth can smell until you meet Mr. Chips.