Topical Dildos!

If you're wondering where all the coconuts and limbo bars are check your goddamn eyes out. It say TOPICAL not TROPICAL wiseguy!

A post on time? I know, right?

Also applies to Scatman John.

Coming Soon: Odd Jobs with Jimmy The Bison

Remember that show with that guy who would try a different job every week? I always figured that show would be better starring Jimmy the Bison. And over the next few weeks at least, it will. Or perhaps this will end up like most of my ideas for running gags. Unfinished.

Whatever. I guess Jimmy the Bison could always get work as the official stand in for the Internet Troll Logo.