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Friday, July 31, 2009

So I took a little vaca...


Maaaaan, I went down to TJ.
Posted by Hobart Hoshizaki at 2:55 PM
Labels: a couple vices you shouldn't laugh at, falk asprgus, Nobodys lyrics disguised as an excuse for not posting for a while, pictures unrelated to the text

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