Guess how many are in the sack!

The person with the closest guess gets to keep the jar of jellybeans.

look closer...

I actually like the way this one turned out. Except of course for Character #2's eyebrows.



BIT OF THE OLD NEWS:



- If all goes to plan (a big if) I'll have a book in TCAF this year. For those of you who don't know anything, TCAF is the Toronto Comic's Art Festival. This year it is being held May 9th and 10th in the Toronto Reference Library. I'm gonna try my goddamnedest to get in, so come check it out. Even if I don't get in you should check it out anyway, because it usually is awesome. Oh, and the book I'm working on will be filled with 90% unseen material. That means you can be disappointed for the first time all over again!

See you next week,

Hobart.

I can't think of anything to write here.

"I seen uglier..."

you're a wet cigarette.

Is insinuation of a copyright a crime?

a day late and dollar short...

I'm tardy.

I didn't make this so you get two posts this week.

This is an animation by Scottish artist David Shrigley. I like his stuff. If you're somewhere where you can get in trouble for watching crudely animated nudity or mild swearing in British accents you might want to avoid this. But I highly recommend you have a peek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiSiXRfK_b8

DC Comics suing me would be pointless because I have no money.

And the money I do have carries the stench of death.

ass trout.

look what I drew once!

This is totally unrelated. I just wanted to show this off.

THIRTEENTH POST ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR!!!!

He is survived by his aunt, Mildred The Goose With Mild Bronchitis. Donations to charities only please.

There's a lot of dust on my scanner bed.

And also on my regular bed.

Fun With Dildos: The Disappointing Return

I forgot to ink the guys arm in the first panel. Fun With Dildos' professionalism is unparalleled. Also, check out the new links section to the right. It's called Awesome Shit. I think the name is pretty self explanatory. Check those people out.

Click it to make it big, dude.

Computers are being dickish.

Hi, I doubt anyone cares, but you may have noticed I didn't update yet this week. Among other complications, I just had to completely format my hard drive and I lost all my files, including all my scans. So that is why there hasn't been a new comic this week. Anyway, I'm back up and running at this point and everything should be back to normal by Monday. Sorry if this bums you out. But who am I kidding? No one's actually reading this anyway.

Hobart.

Possibly the best drawing I've ever done of a stick of Old Spice.

"Never Surrender" to the pressures of childrens's dance classes.

Check out those crazy shading skills.

How do you spell slanderous?

Unemployment and daytime television do horrible things to a young mind.

If you like this crap, I have other crap too.

Hello. It just occurred to me that I could use this thing as a venue to advertise for this little book I made last year called Stingy and Duke. It's about an elephant and a penguin and to a lesser extent a bison. It's really not all that great but it's good for a few cheap laughs and coincidentally it's also really cheap. As in price. It's at The Beguiling in Markham Village here in Toronto, or I can send you one if you want me to. Email me for more writing of the informational sort.

Chip Zdarsky is still hilarious.

Anyone who knows me or my crap knows how much I owe Chip Zdarsky. He is probably my biggest influence. He wrote the intro to my Stingy and Duke book and in return I'm gonna plug his new video series for the National Post. So for the 3 or 4 of you who are reading this, I give you Chip Zdarsky as Todd Diamond, Financial Advisor.

Episode 1: Money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KZONw9PQs

Episode 2: Oil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu20zrKV34M

Fudgesicle is a registered trademark of Popscle Pete.

this is where the title goes

well hello there...

Hi. Welcome to my weekly comic. Actually I guess it's more of a series of unrelated pictures than a comic. So I guess I'd like to welcome you to my series of unrelated pictures which are designed to make you, uh, laugh I suppose. My name's Hobart Hoshizaki and this is how we have fun with dildos.