Guess what I was doing when I wrote this one?

Did you actually think I'd tell you where I come up with my ideas? I will leave you a hint hidden somewhere in this post though. See if you can find it. First person to leave an answer in the comments gets mentioned in next week's post.

Take the b out of robot and you're left with root.

Get it? It's a square condom, because, you know, robots are square and stuff? And their penises are all... aww forget it. This comedy gold is wasted on this audience. If Bernie Mac was still alive he'd be all over this joke...

infested.

I got all flustered because the line on his left arm got away from me and went onto his face but then I was all, "Don'even worry aboat it, brah. Nobuddy cares if the face is a little pooched."

how many ways can you kill a bison?

It's a good thing there are no laws against torturing cartoon characters you created. Otherwise me and Tex Avery would be in for a long stay in the big house. Not to be confused with Big Momma's House.