My Brain Hurts.

Sorry for this old piece of crap. Stingy and Duke'll be back just as soon as I can decide how to make them be funny again. In the meantime, go to The Beguiling and buy the third and final issue of Prison Funnies. It'll be way funnier than whatever I come up with for the elephant and penguin to say.

Fun With Dildos sells out.

The MARTY TOPPS HOUSE PARTY SHOW 2 is going on this Saturday May 23rd at The Bread and Circus in Kensington Market at 10PM. You'd better show up or you're gonna wet you pants in public the next day. It's in the stars... And also, it's gonna be amazing.

For more info clink on over to www.martytopps.ca

Seriously. Go to the show. Or I'll pee in your garden.

Stingy and Duke's Return: Part 3: The part two parts before the fifth!

Stingy and Duke is brought to you in part by Nike. Excercise your head. READ!

Stingy and Duke's Return: Part 2: The Part After the First!

Stay tuned next week to see if Stingy and Duke make fun of any more possibly innocent people on death row. Hint: Probably not. I feel kinda bad about this one already.

Stingy and Duke's Return: Part 1: The First Part!

Tune in next week for part two. It might even have an actual joke involved!