"Never Surrender" to the pressures of childrens's dance classes.

Check out those crazy shading skills.

How do you spell slanderous?

Unemployment and daytime television do horrible things to a young mind.

If you like this crap, I have other crap too.

Hello. It just occurred to me that I could use this thing as a venue to advertise for this little book I made last year called Stingy and Duke. It's about an elephant and a penguin and to a lesser extent a bison. It's really not all that great but it's good for a few cheap laughs and coincidentally it's also really cheap. As in price. It's at The Beguiling in Markham Village here in Toronto, or I can send you one if you want me to. Email me for more writing of the informational sort.

Chip Zdarsky is still hilarious.

Anyone who knows me or my crap knows how much I owe Chip Zdarsky. He is probably my biggest influence. He wrote the intro to my Stingy and Duke book and in return I'm gonna plug his new video series for the National Post. So for the 3 or 4 of you who are reading this, I give you Chip Zdarsky as Todd Diamond, Financial Advisor.

Episode 1: Money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KZONw9PQs

Episode 2: Oil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu20zrKV34M

Fudgesicle is a registered trademark of Popscle Pete.

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well hello there...

Hi. Welcome to my weekly comic. Actually I guess it's more of a series of unrelated pictures than a comic. So I guess I'd like to welcome you to my series of unrelated pictures which are designed to make you, uh, laugh I suppose. My name's Hobart Hoshizaki and this is how we have fun with dildos.