Topical Dildos!

If you're wondering where all the coconuts and limbo bars are check your goddamn eyes out. It say TOPICAL not TROPICAL wiseguy!

A post on time? I know, right?

Also applies to Scatman John.

Coming Soon: Odd Jobs with Jimmy The Bison

Remember that show with that guy who would try a different job every week? I always figured that show would be better starring Jimmy the Bison. And over the next few weeks at least, it will. Or perhaps this will end up like most of my ideas for running gags. Unfinished.

Whatever. I guess Jimmy the Bison could always get work as the official stand in for the Internet Troll Logo.

Always wash your hands...

No words are necessary. See you next week?

poo jokes

It's too late now but I just thought of "Raging Bull". Leave your best poo sounding movie title in the comments! Or are you too scared?

Big Rude John

This is a drawing of a retired John Olerud I did for my friend Seaver. It was fun. With Dildos.

cowabunga.

Nostalgia tripping on the Turtles. Thought I'd share it up.

TMNT: Turtles in Time Soundtrack by Mutsuhiko Izumi

http://www.mediafire.com/?3hdjmngrmxg

I have to stay up for 24 hours this Thursday so look for something else posted this week. Cuz I has been slackings. DERP.