A post on time? I know, right?

Also applies to Scatman John.

Omar comin'

This was orginally gonna be a joke about alliteration. But I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I resorted to making fun of the way two words sound together. Unless one of the words was poo. Then I'd be fine with it. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

lateness due to illness

The original punchline was "That you've been eating too many clodhoppers". I think this new one is a little more in tune with what Fun With Dildos is all about. Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last week. It was a lot of fun.