Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Fun With Trivia!


If The Muppets grew up in the 90's, watched CBC, and were into toilet fetish jokes, I think this would be a real contender for a Fozzie the Bear routine.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Frozen Treat Themed Dildo

Everytime I make a poo joke on here an angel gets it's wings.

Come to Ladies Night this Friday:
go here for details.

Bye!


Monday, June 14, 2010

the people have spoken.

And you've made it abundantly clear what you guys like about this here blog. The tags. So let me be the first to introduce you to my brand new blog Tags On Dildos! All tags, all the time. And by all the time I mean occasionally updated at arbitrary times.

That's all for now you bunch of crackerjack scumbags!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Sometimes you just gotta post....

... whether you got something funny or not. This is what happens when I draw a picture BEFORE writing the joke. Whatever. Can't win em all. Unless you're the London Knights.

Monday, May 31, 2010

hand writing is KINDA like a drawing I guess....

Since I only work in three panel format I had to end it there. However, potential options for a fourth panel were:

- Guy: You've OBVIOUSLY never worked at Sears have you?
or
- Barista: (Whispering) It's all part of Starbucks' secret modus operandi to eliminate all female employees.

See why I don't do four panels?