Frozen Treat Themed Dildo

Everytime I make a poo joke on here an angel gets it's wings.

Come to Ladies Night this Friday:

go here for details.

Bye!

the people have spoken.

And you've made it abundantly clear what you guys like about this here blog. The tags. So let me be the first to introduce you to my brand new blog Tags On Dildos! All tags, all the time. And by all the time I mean occasionally updated at arbitrary times.

That's all for now you bunch of crackerjack scumbags!

Sometimes you just gotta post....

... whether you got something funny or not. This is what happens when I draw a picture BEFORE writing the joke. Whatever. Can't win em all. Unless you're the London Knights.

hand writing is KINDA like a drawing I guess....

Since I only work in three panel format I had to end it there. However, potential options for a fourth panel were:

- Guy: You've OBVIOUSLY never worked at Sears have you?

or

- Barista: (Whispering) It's all part of Starbucks' secret modus operandi to eliminate all female employees.

See why I don't do four panels?

Did you miss me?

Pardon my absence. I've been working on my ankle tan. It's not coming along too well...

Now that I've drawn this I can finally watch Breaking Bad.

This one's for you, I-Ball. You kinda had to be there I guess. Anyway, I'm gonna try and put together a little book of dildos for your oogling pleasure. Keep an eye out. All three of you who read this...

Fun With Greetings?

Here before your very watery eyes is the first of my new project called "Fun With Greetings". Basically it's gonna be a small series of greeting cards filled with the my sardonic wit and the word poo. There's a greeting for every occasion not limited to but including:

- birthdays!

- weddings!

- sorry for your loss type deals!

- and also et cetera!

I haven't quite figured out the logistics of how and when this is going to happen but I'm hoping if there's any interest out there to get it going soon. If you like the idea let me know. I'd appreciate your input. Because I value your opinion. Except yours Dave. You can shut the hell up.