Did you miss me?

Pardon my absence. I've been working on my ankle tan. It's not coming along too well...

Now that I've drawn this I can finally watch Breaking Bad.

This one's for you, I-Ball. You kinda had to be there I guess. Anyway, I'm gonna try and put together a little book of dildos for your oogling pleasure. Keep an eye out. All three of you who read this...

Fun With Greetings?

Here before your very watery eyes is the first of my new project called "Fun With Greetings". Basically it's gonna be a small series of greeting cards filled with the my sardonic wit and the word poo. There's a greeting for every occasion not limited to but including:

- birthdays!

- weddings!

- sorry for your loss type deals!

- and also et cetera!

I haven't quite figured out the logistics of how and when this is going to happen but I'm hoping if there's any interest out there to get it going soon. If you like the idea let me know. I'd appreciate your input. Because I value your opinion. Except yours Dave. You can shut the hell up.

Omar comin'

This was orginally gonna be a joke about alliteration. But I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I resorted to making fun of the way two words sound together. Unless one of the words was poo. Then I'd be fine with it. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

you win some and lose most.

There it is folks. You're annual Fun With Dildos April 2oth Weed Joke(tm). As I'm sure you have already noticed, pot humour is not my strong suit. Oh and also? I'm pretty sure this is one of the worst drawings I've ever done. Up there with this calendar and this circle.

Post #72

"Sometimes I just wonder why you ALWAYS have to draw things that are offensive."

Sorry Mom. At least the donkey from last week was pretty harmless.

Post #71

You know when you get this wave of inspiration that like washes over you and gives you great ideas? This wasn't one of those times.