Take the b out of robot and you're left with root.

Get it? It's a square condom, because, you know, robots are square and stuff? And their penises are all... aww forget it. This comedy gold is wasted on this audience. If Bernie Mac was still alive he'd be all over this joke...

infested.

I got all flustered because the line on his left arm got away from me and went onto his face but then I was all, "Don'even worry aboat it, brah. Nobuddy cares if the face is a little pooched."

how many ways can you kill a bison?

It's a good thing there are no laws against torturing cartoon characters you created. Otherwise me and Tex Avery would be in for a long stay in the big house. Not to be confused with Big Momma's House.

Don't call it a comeback.

The past week or two I've been trying to think of a funny idea to use as an excuse as to where I've been for the past few months. The best thing I could think of was making up a story about how both my arms fell off at my elbows and I've been learning to draw again with my stubs. But after labouring over a drawing of myself with no arms for a while I gave up on that and went back to my old formula of crap drawings of unrelated objects and mildly humourous text. Enjoy. Look for new garbage from me on a semi-regular basis. Your move, Karin.

You know what would make this one a whole lot better?

... if you put a banging donk on it.

This seemed funnier in my head.

But since I'm almost two weeks late, it's gettting posted anyway.

my new modus operandi:

Enough said?