New Drawing...

Whole lotta nothing going on up here. (points to head)

hello again.

"Did you notice that ever since he stopped posting regularly that the drawings have gotten REALLY weird and creepy?"

"I heard it's because his soul got crushed from spending too much time on Twitter."

happy the panda magician

This was originally gonna be a puppy but turns out I suck at drawing puppies. Panda's are easy by comparison.

the old man and the dildo

I drew this while I was waiting for Jersey Shore to download. Maybe I shouldn't have told you that...

new dildo's coming.... i swear.

Have fun at breakfast you guys. Pour out some coffee for your workin' homies who couldn't make it.

sooner or later...

Hi. I'm a little busy this week what with band practice (FOR THIS), job interviews, job test days, waiting for info on previously committed to jobs, phone calls from my old job for some reason, and reading the Book of Job. Et cetera. So in that case I'm gonna post this old drawing I did of a bear being attacked by babies. Luckily ferocious animals being attacked by babies is pretty timeless.

See you at the Topps show.

doctor is jokes.

doctor comic is not jokes. is cheap jokes. coupon savings jokes.

a better punchline?

Anyone need a cook?

fat boys doin' fat thangs

This hastily taken photo is a preview of a big piece I'm working on right now that I hope to have ready for the 100th Fun With Dildos that is hastily approaching. Stay tuned for more as it happens...

I don't know where this came from.

There is no stranger place than in the head of an unemployed comic artist. Except maybe Tavistock. That place is mental.

Topical Dildos!

If you're wondering where all the coconuts and limbo bars are check your goddamn eyes out. It say TOPICAL not TROPICAL wiseguy!

A post on time? I know, right?

Also applies to Scatman John.

Coming Soon: Odd Jobs with Jimmy The Bison

Remember that show with that guy who would try a different job every week? I always figured that show would be better starring Jimmy the Bison. And over the next few weeks at least, it will. Or perhaps this will end up like most of my ideas for running gags. Unfinished.

Whatever. I guess Jimmy the Bison could always get work as the official stand in for the Internet Troll Logo.

Always wash your hands...

No words are necessary. See you next week?

poo jokes

It's too late now but I just thought of "Raging Bull". Leave your best poo sounding movie title in the comments! Or are you too scared?

Big Rude John

This is a drawing of a retired John Olerud I did for my friend Seaver. It was fun. With Dildos.

cowabunga.

Nostalgia tripping on the Turtles. Thought I'd share it up.

TMNT: Turtles in Time Soundtrack by Mutsuhiko Izumi

http://www.mediafire.com/?3hdjmngrmxg

I have to stay up for 24 hours this Thursday so look for something else posted this week. Cuz I has been slackings. DERP.

What's the actual name for a hobo stick thing?

Never EVER try drawing foldy fabric things without a reference photo. Understood?

Also, thanks to Jimmy for the meat products.

Acorn-o-man.

It's too hot to be funny.

"Brah, yer comic's pooched!" - actual quote!

Fun With Trivia!

If The Muppets grew up in the 90's, watched CBC, and were into toilet fetish jokes, I think this would be a real contender for a Fozzie the Bear routine.